Operation: Let’s think of creative ways to get serialjapist out of jury duty
- marsthebringerofwar said: Openly make really racist comments.
- dank-girl said: Show up dressed like Rorschach. Answer everything with ‘hrm’ and ‘ennk,’ except for random intervals about torturing criminals.
- creativit-e said: 5 steps to jury evasion: 1.Walk in wearing the horse mask. 2.Make tons of puns. 3.Touch a butt that is not yours. 4. ??? 5. Profit.
- citri said: irritable bowels
- abso--lutely said: fake your death
- serialjapist posted this