May 2013
deathwizardry:
have they invented starburst that dont come individually packaged in a dumb wrapper yet, because every time i buy starburst i remember why i never buy starburst
smilingemoticon:
“get back in the kitchen”
last night as my boyfriend and i were falling asleep he whispered into my ear, “i love you, droogy,” and before i could say “i love you, too,” he said “and if you quote tim and eric one more time i’ll stab you in the dick.”
Psychology Comedy: Psychiatric Christmas Carols →
psychcomedy:
Remixed by those with…
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are…
Dementia: I’ll Be Home For Christmas… Where Do I Live?
Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!
Mania: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire...
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
cream-and-coffee-king:
aye! aye!
TEACH ME HOW TO
hashbrovvn:
*accidentally fists ur butthole* things happen
Igraine's Journal: The ADDITIONAL 30 Days of Guild... →
contested-waypoint:
igrainekaukomieli:
I don’t know about YOU, but 30 days was not enough for me. :) I genuinely enjoyed doing this challenge, and didn’t want to stop now that I’m still rolling. So instead of stopping, I came up with 30 new questions on top of the original 30 (the original challenge is here), which I’ll call The…
Ahah! Yes!
Oh. I haven’t even finished the first 30 days…
Oh...
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
bard-core:
tigerbun:
I just went on IMDB, looked up bunch of actors from GW2 here’s a mind blower: Tybalt Leftpaw is voiced by same guy who voice Doug Dimmadome. Yer welcome.
bitch i might bee
Let's do a little comparison
pansexualprincess:
passionofthedauterive:
Family Guy
Rape jokes
Eating disorder jokes
Pedophilia jokes
Racist jokes
Molestation jokes
Self harm jokes
King of the Hill
Body positive
No rape jokes, ever.
No eating disorder jokes, ever.
No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
Self harm jokes?...
darthgravy:
does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
epicluna:
the-221st-doctor:
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
