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kylebeans:

bittergrapes:

thethirddecade1121:

hellomynameisgeek:

firegrowshigher:

Sometimes I look at Calming Manatee posts and get all choked up because they legitimately make me feel better.

I wonder if that’s pathetic.

If it’s pathetic, I am, too. I need some Calming Manatee tonight.

This is the best meme ever in the history of memes

Calming Manatee makes me cry. Especially because I HAVE been eating a heap of chips and watching crap telly all day, and that’s okay.

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llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

zitterberg replied to your post: he is going to garrote me with his cock later but…

Confirmation bias.

some “times” I make him talk like Nicolas Cage

why he hasn’t broken up with me yet is a mystery to all

rivalshipping:

cursedlimits:

Wtf is this? It’s hilarious.

you know, excalibur.

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pandapoke:

This is why the Pokeball was invented

he is going to garrote me with his cock later but I still think there’s a resemblance

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zitterberg replied to your post: GUYS OMG WHAT IF I GOT A TIGGY FURSUIT

Become the pet of Nicolas Cage.

*seedy comment about my boyfriend resembling Nicolas Cage and our ~WANTON FURFAGGOTRY~*

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GUYS OMG WHAT IF I GOT A TIGGY FURSUIT